Ultra Condensed Classics

Just for fun, here is a great web site of tongue-in-cheek ultra condensed books, called Book-A-Minute Classics.

For example, Huckleberry Finn: "Goes Rafting, Goes Home."

Or, War and Peace: "History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length."

Try it out for yourself.